If you actually liked the music in Postal, the outrageously controversial game series from Running With Scissors, then you are in luck. The company has announced the “Music to go Postal by” music CD that features the orchestrations from the two games in the franchise.

“I never had any intention of releasing a music CD,” admitted RWS conductor Vince Desi. “It was purely the result of long-time fan demand and an interest on the part of musicians from around the world who were musically inspired by our games and expressed themselves in the widest possible range of musical styles.”

The CD features the musical talent of Martin Leung aka the Video Game Pianist, the Russian group Brizgy, PH8, Jesus Loves Junkies and more. It retails for $10 on the company’s website.

Postal 3 has already been announced for PC and Xbox 360, and a film is being directed by the atrociously bad Uwe Boll as you read this. The movie is due out sometime next year.

If you thought Postal couldn’t get any worse, you were wrong. Damn wrong. Running with Scissors, the guys behind the legendary series, has announced that Postal Holiday Fudge Pack, proving that there can be bad taste in naming game compilations.

It doesn’t stop there: their press release is full of innuendo that screams like a seven-year old in your face. Vince Desi, the company’s CEO, doesn’t care if you were “naughty or nice”… he wants everyone to share in some holiday fudge. If that wasn’t enough, he asks “What would Christmas be without Fudge?” Yeah, where would we be? The dark ages, perhaps.

Moving on, the compilation will feature the entire Postal saga, from the original 1997 game to the multiplayer-optional Postal 2: Share the Pain and Apocalypse Weekend. The pack will also contain the “soon to be legendary fan conversion” Eternal Damnation as well as the fan mod A Week in Paradise.

That’s not all: there will also be Extras - “bits and pieces” of Postal lore ranging from Postal Babes to “favorite video slices from the cutting room floor.”

Look for the Postal Fudge Pack this Holiday season. It will be available as a Windows/Linux/Mac hybrid DVD.

“Up yours and Happy Holidays from all of us at Running With Scissors!” wished a jolly Desi while hanging balls on his tree. “Just remember not to eat it all at once.”

Oh, Vince Desi, where would Postal be without you?