If you thought Postal couldn’t get any worse, you were wrong. Damn wrong. Running with Scissors, the guys behind the legendary series, has announced that Postal Holiday Fudge Pack, proving that there can be bad taste in naming game compilations.
It doesn’t stop there: their press release is full of innuendo that screams like a seven-year old in your face. Vince Desi, the company’s CEO, doesn’t care if you were “naughty or nice”… he wants everyone to share in some holiday fudge. If that wasn’t enough, he asks “What would Christmas be without Fudge?” Yeah, where would we be? The dark ages, perhaps.
Moving on, the compilation will feature the entire Postal saga, from the original 1997 game to the multiplayer-optional Postal 2: Share the Pain and Apocalypse Weekend. The pack will also contain the “soon to be legendary fan conversion” Eternal Damnation as well as the fan mod A Week in Paradise.
That’s not all: there will also be Extras - “bits and pieces” of Postal lore ranging from Postal Babes to “favorite video slices from the cutting room floor.”
Look for the Postal Fudge Pack this Holiday season. It will be available as a Windows/Linux/Mac hybrid DVD.
“Up yours and Happy Holidays from all of us at Running With Scissors!” wished a jolly Desi while hanging balls on his tree. “Just remember not to eat it all at once.”
Oh, Vince Desi, where would Postal be without you?
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